Granny
Country: USA
Year:1999
Production Company: Ambitious Productions
Genre: Slasher
Granny
Should at any time you happen across this DVD and watch the trailer before watching the film, consider yourself extremely fortunate - you've just watched the whole film in 30 seconds. You've saved yourself the torture of; some seriously awful acting, annoying characters you hope die horribly (and preferably quickly), bad camera-work, woeful dialogue, crappy props, and shitty plot. It's generally not very good. I have no idea any of the characters' names or any of the actors who play them, and nor do I care! They should be relegated to obscurity as punishment for being related to the production of such a piece of crap that it relies on props such as a fade to black with "One hour later" emblazoned across the screen because nothing is going on!
Oh yeah, what it's about: a bunch of college kids get stalked and murdered by a looney in a nightie and a granny mask. And that's it. It's really quite slow-paced and gets fairly dull - especially during long, drawn out sequences watching some random chick in a bathroom touching up her make-up and fixing her tights for what seems like half an hour. Its one saving grace is that the killings are generally quite amusing. Apart from that, I suggest re-grouting your bathroom as an alternative activity to watching this.
Thank god it's short...
Reviewer - @helen_of_horror
Movie Spoiler - If you want to know the ending of the film.
