Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Country - Canada
Year - 2001
Production Company - Odessa Filmworks
Genre: Vampire
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Kick ass, man! This is both bad and blasphemous - a fabulous combination in my opinion. The title pretty much sums up the plot: Jesus finally has his second coming, only to find that there are vampires to get rid of in a kung-fu sty-lee! He does have assistance in the guise of Mexican Wrestler 'El Santos'. And his Mum phones in to offer encouragement (seriously - it's well amusing!). And then there are the musical numbers...
The production quality in this film is fairly awful but it is a very low-budget film. Plus it re-imagines Jesus as a kung-fu hero rather than the bundle of grim that Mel Gibson would slap you round the chops with. In short, this film ain't a keeper (rent it or borrow it!) but it's all in good fun and it karate-chops the hell out of the bloody "Passion...".
Note to Mel: cheer the hell up!
Reviewer - @helen_of_horror
